sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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