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(817): View more from Texas

Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode

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(214): View more from Texas

Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.

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I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood

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(207): View more from Maine

My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE

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