hotel room ftw
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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