I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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