Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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