he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A bitchslap is in order.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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