The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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