He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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