You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
handjob tips. give me some.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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