he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
only you would photoshop your dick
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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