Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i dont even know how to be here
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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