So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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