I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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