bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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