the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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