i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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