I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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