I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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