turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You can make out without kissing
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