Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
These tits shall not be calmed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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