He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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