if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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