On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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