So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My ATM looks so different sober.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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