Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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