Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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