I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were trust falling into bushes
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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