i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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