We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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