she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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