Porn is love you can see.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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