We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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