I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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