thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
