So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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