Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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