I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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