cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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