Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
