just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
There's even glitter on my cock...
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