Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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