Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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