Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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