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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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