did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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