I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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