are you still at the devil's house?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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