I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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