its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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