Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I think I just sharted jello shots
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