I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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