So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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