good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she looked like the before picture.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My life is pants optional.
there is glitter all over my balls
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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