idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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