Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
