Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sober January is a disaster.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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